From the DVD:-

What I Go To School For
Original - She bends down and shows me more
Matt - She bends down and shows me.. her boobies

Fake
Original - Cause I'm feeling stressed
Matt - Cause I'm feeling stressed.. *music stops* ..and she's got big breasts!

Nerdy
Original - It always makes me choke
Matt - All whacked up on dope

3am
Original - I don't give a damn what you do
Matt - I don't give a shit what you do

Year 3000
Original - Triple, breasted women, swimming round town, totally naked
Matt - Triple, breasted women, swimming round town, with their titties out!

From Rice:-

What I Go To School For
Original - I see her in her underwear, I can't help but stop and stare
Matt - I see her in her underwear, I can't help but stop and stare.. at her boobies
Original - Can't tell my friends cause they will laugh, I love a member of the staff
Charlie - Can't tell my friends cos they will laugh, I love a member of the staff.. YEAH!! Yeah I do, yeah I do!

Nerdy
Original - It always makes me choke
Matt - All f**ked up on dope