Come out from behind the bike shed, Charlie Busted, and explain yourself!
Subject secrets
Biology
Who told you about the birds and the bees?
My mate Peter. I can remember the day so clearly. We were about six and we were sat on a lawn. He asked me if I knew how babies were made and then explained it all.
Drama
Were you in any school productions?
I was in loads! My fave was Bugsy Malone where I played Fat Sam. We rehearsed for a few months and then performed it for three nights to the public. We did Cabaret as well - twice - but the second time we did it, I wanted a bigger part, but they wouldn't give it to me. So I told them I wouldn't be in the show.
French
Did you ever snog anyone behind the bike shed?
Yep, my first girlfriend. I was 11, but the first time we went behind the bike sheds we didn't actually snog, 'cause we didn't know what to do! But we snogged the following day and we did go behind the bike sheds.
History
What's your earliest memory?
It's of the playground at kindergarten. I was about three and I remember holding my girlfriend's hand. We went out for about two days!
Not so naughty bits
'I got a few detentions, but I didn't do anything too naughty. We used to do stuff like spray shaving foam on people when they were asleep. We also put a whoopee cushion on a teacher's chair once. It was really funny, but at my school, you could get in loads of trouble.'
Daily dilemmas
Semolina V Rice pudding
Chips V Mash
Wet break V Dry break
Rugby V Football
Cricket V Athletics
Cooking V Textiles
Parents evening V Double maths
Sports day V Day trip
Chess club V Choir
Charlie's teacher said..
'I'm pleased to say Charlie has tried a lot harder in his last year at school and his performances on stage should grace the London theatres. I just hope he keeps up the good work!'