Mattie's More Interview

More ask Mattie what would happen if they went on a date

So Mattie, how did we meet?
You're the bassist in a kick-ass rock band and I go to your gig. Then I pose as the pizza delivery boy and blag my way backstage. I ask you if you fancy collaborating with my band and I take your number.

How long till you call?
The day after the day after - the next day is far too keen. And that night is just pathetic.

What are we going to do?
I'm taking you to an awesome punk gig.

Are you coming to pick me up?
Yup, on my scooter. I've got a helmet for you so you can come on the back if you like! *rude giggles*

Are we going to dance?
I'm not sure I want to see a girl getting sweaty in the mosh pit - we'll probably just watch and chat.

How do I know you like me?
I'd make it pretty obvious.

Are we going to go on anywhere?
Yeah - a nice pub where we can chat some more about bass riffs!

Are we going to kiss?
Yup. I don't initiate it as such.. but I kind of move forward and look at you..

How do you like to kiss?
Kind of soft, nothing too hard or aggressive.

Are you going to come back to mine?
You have to tread carefully on a first date, I don't want to seem too forward, but if you insist, it would be rude to refuse.

What happens when we get there?
Well, I imagine we'll get quite heated on the sofa.

Then what?
It depends how comfortable you are on the sofa. If you're squirming, I'll scoop you up and tap dance you into the bedroom!

Any tricks up your sleeve?
I'm a pretty good kisser so I'll make use of that - especially in places like your neck and ear lobes.

Favourite position?
Well, I like the girl to be on top so she can control the rythm.

Would we be satisfied with your manhood?
I haven't had any complaints so far!

Are we going to do it more than once?
Definitely, but not straight away. I'm not Superman!

Are we going to sleep?
Nah, I have to get up at 5.30am so I'm going to go all night and then go to work, proper rock 'n' roll!

Are we going to see each other again?
Definitely. I'd call the next day, and More can take me out on a date again whenever it wants!