Song of the Year
James: 'Cry Me A River' - Justin Timberlake.
Charlie: 'She Drove Me To Daytime Television' - Funeral For A Friend.
Matt: 'Swing Swing' - All American Rejects.

Album of the Year
James: Blink 182 - 'Best Buy Irvine'.
Charlie: It's not out yet.
James: Yes, it is. It's in at 62.
Matt: [increduously] In at 62?!
Charlie: No waaaay.
Matt: Foo Fighters - 'One By One'.
Charlie: [scratching his head] Mmmm, toughie. 'It Still Moves' - My Morning Jacket.

Video of the Year
James: Mmmm, that's a tricky one. Can you come back to me please?
Charlie: [scratching his head again] Errrr. Can you get back to me too?
Matt: Know what. I don't watch many video music channels...
Charlie: [interrupting him and shouts] Got mine! 'Feeling This' by Blink 182.
Matt: Aaaaaggggh. Of course. Can I say the same?
James: Me too!

Band of the Year
James: Has to be Blink 182.
Charlie: Oh, can I just do one artist?
TOTP: [sighs] OK then...
Charlie: Unfortunately, he's just died - Elliot Smith.
Matt: [shouts] Darkness, man! Band Of The Year, oh yeah. Band Of The Century!

Best Newcomer
Matt: [shouts again] Darkness, man!
James: I'd say Blink 182 but they've been around for a while. Oh no, hang on, All American Rejects.
Charlie: Funeral For A Friend.
James: Oh, actually, can I say Bowling For Soup?

Most Gorge Gal
Charlie: [shouts] Tara Reid!
TOTP: It has to be a pop person.
Charlie: Who says?
TOTP: I do.
Charlie: [apologetically] Oh, OK then...
Matt: Most gorgeous girl is...
Charlie: [interrupts, shouting] Oh, oh, oh, what's her name, oh, oh...
Matt: [patiently] Give me a clue.
Charlie: No, 'coz you'll take her from me.
James: I think Delta Goodrem is very nice.
Charlie: Kate Moss.
Matt: Aaaarrrrgggh. Of course! Know what, I'm gonna steal Charlie's.

Pop Posho
James and Matt: Charlie!
Charlie: Chris Martin. Poshest man in pop. He went to public school.

Most Crap Hair
Charlie: Kelly Osbourne.
James: Oh yeah, Kelly Osbourne. And Matt's.
Matt: Mine? My hair is legendary. I'd say that Kelly Osbourne has had some pretty shocking 'dos.

Shameless Exhibitionist
Matt: Peter from Fame Academy.
James: Yeah, I would agree.
Charlie: Does that mean extrovert?
TOTP: Er no. Try show off.
Charlie: What, an eccentric?
TOTP: [giving up]: Somebody who just shows off.
Matt: [patiently]: Someone like Christina Aguilera who takes her clothes off.
Charlie: Oh, right. Peter from Fame Academy.

Gibbering Fool
All: Kelly Osbourne.

Grumpiest Moodychops
Matt and James: Charlie.
Charlie: Oh, yeah! Me! Ha, ha! Um, who else? Phil Mitchell.

Most Dodgy Clobber
Charlie and James: Fast Food Rockers.
Matt: DJ Bobo.

Face I Would Least Like To Lick
James: I wouldn't like to lick the Cheeky Girls.
Matt: I'd least like to lick Rick Waller.
Charlie: [scratching his head] Least what?
TOTP: Least Like To Lick.
Charlie: Um. Dot Cotton.