There's always a time and plaice for a good fishy face, we say

The runner up:
Britney Spears for her cod pucker while out on the town
And the winner is...
Mattie Busted for his love of the trout pout

Mattie: What can I say about this award? It looks like a toilet seat with a tail! Thanks for letting me know I have a fish face. I'll certainly sleep better at night knowing that my fishy face is wanted somewhere.

Have you ever considered the fishiness of your face?
I have talked to Smash Hits about gurning before but I never knew you'd describe it as a fish face. But thank you so much for pointing that out.

Do you think there'd ever be a situation where fish faces come in handy?
Well, Charlie is really scared of fish - he's petrified of them. If he's annoying me maybe I'll start using the fish face on him.

What fish face would you employ in a situation like that?
Oooh, that's a good one. I think Koi Carp are pretty impressive because they are big fellas.