What life would be like with these three crazies at the top..

They'd ban the Cheeky Girls
Charlie: I'd abolish all crap pop music. Like the Cheeky Girls. They make a mockery of the music industry.

Fit women would be everywhere!
James: I'd have a party and hold it in a huge house. Then I'd ring a model agency and get loads of fit girls over.
Charlie: The world would be full of fit women. Girls who look like Britney, Avril and Cheryl Girls Aloud.

Loads of weirdos would stalk the earth
James: It would be cool if we had more people like Johnny Knoxville from Jackass hanging around.
Charlie: Yeah, and comedians like Jim Carrey should be readily available to make everybody laugh.

They'd promote more time travel
Mattie: I'd like to go back to 1977, when punk started with bands like the Sex Pistols.
Charlie: I'd like to go back to the '60s when The Beatles were around. Just to see what it was like when they were a normal band.

Everybody would have a monkey
James: I'm getting a monkey! I think everybody should have monkeys. I would like to dress it up in Hawaiian shirts - that would be cool.

Everyone could go into space
Charlie: I'm fascinated by the universe. There's so much out there that we don't know about. In fact, I'd love to go in space like Lance Bass from N'Sync nearly did. I'd let everyone go into space. I'm pretty sure that I saw a UFO once. I was on a harbour and saw a big, flashing, red-and-green thing moving really fast in a sky.

There would be more elves
James: I am thinking of making my ears more elf-like. It would be really cool if I could make them really pointed at thetops so I look more like an elf. You know how some people get tattoos and plastic surgery? Well, I would like the tops of my ears cornered off. Everyone should do it! We'd be a nation of goblin-people!