We put your killer questions to Busted
Every issue we'll be putting your sticky questions to a fabulous star. Even better, they're not allowed to pass - they must answer every one. In return, they'll award you a prize from their very own home. Hey, it's a win-win situation. This time, we've strapped raw meat to Busted's underpants and then dangled them above a pool of very hungry sharks until the boys answered each and every one of our killer questions..
Why did James book a weekend in Paris and who went with him?
Nina Stuff, Giessen, Germany
James: I took a girl with me. Was it my girlfriend? Let's just say we went away for the weekend together, so you work it out. I took a different girl away to Spain recently and spent over £4000. We were ordering champagne on room service and ate in all the best restaurants.
THE PRIZE: Guten tag, Nina! You can have my prized sea monkeys from my bedroom. Make sure you look after them.
Charlie, did you know your eyebrows look like mini Kit Kats?
Hanan Alsarraf, Newcastle
Charlie: Hmm, no, I didn't actually. I prefer Toblerone, anyway. Do I think I beat Liam Gallagher in the eyebrow stakes? I'll have to leave that for you to decide..
THE PRIZE: Have a tasty Kit Kat.
Have any of you ever pooed in a ditch before?
Abigail Slater, Tranmere
Mattie: I've had a poo outside before. I used to go night-fishing and was really desperate once, so I went, then wiped my bum on leaves.
THE PRIZE: Some (clean) bog roll.
Do you know anything about your great, great, great grandparents?
Daniel Burrows, Shropshire
Charlie: I do. One of my anscestors was a famous composer called Sir William Sterndale Bennett.
THE PRIZE: A CD of music by Sir William Sterndale Bennett.
Charlie, if you wanted a girlfriend, how old would she have to be?
Lolly, Jersey (aged 15)
Charlie: Sorry, Lolly, but I can't imagine going out with a girl under the age of 16. You can wait until I'm 30 though! Busted are all single at the moment. My last snog was at the weekend. She's an old schoolfriend, but I don't think I'll see her again.
THE PRIZE: What a great name! You can have this lollipop, Lolly.
Charlie, was being at public school a bit like being in a Harry Potter film?
Jenny Freedman, Aberdeen
Charlie: Yeah - but there was no magic! We did stupid stuff like getting up at 3am and running to the chapel, naked. All of my friends were fags. Fagging's wicked, man! It means doing duties.
THE PRIZE: Have this lovely Harry Potter-esque broomstick.
Have any of you had any strange jobs before you were famous?
Stefi Oldfield, High Peak
James: Yeah I did! I was in a London Palladium production of Oliver Twist, when I was 11 years old. I played a street urchin.
THE PRIZE: Here's a copy of the Oliver! soundtrack for you.
Mattie - why don't you smile when you have your photo taken?
Antonia Williams, Co. Cork, Ireland
Mattie: I feel like such a willy standing there, grinning. I've cut down on gurns recently, because my mum told me to.
THE PRIZE: A pic of me with a grin on my face!
The lyrics to Year 3000 make no sense at all. Do you realise that your great, great, great grandaughter will be dead by then?
Alfie Trendall, South Shields
James: It's about my neighbour's time machine and he's much younger. Plus you can get vitamin pills to increase life expectancy.
THE PRIZE: Have this pen, it's, erm, from the future..