Are the Busted boys whiter than white? We put them through the wringer and give their dirty laundry a thorough airing - p-ew, what a whiff!

OK 'fess up, do you do your washing or does your mum still do it?
Charlie: When I go home, she does mine.
James: That's just the way it is.
Mattie: To be honest I don't know how their clothes get clean. I've only done their washing once or twice but somehow their clothes seem to get magically clean.

Have you ever had a washing disaster: shrinkage, pinkage etc?
Mattie: I forgot that one of my T-shirts had a red symbol on the back of it and it turned everything pink. Now all my whites have a pinky tinge to them.
Charlie: I've never done my washing, not once! It's either my mum or someone else - like when I was at school a maid did it!

That's disgraceful! What's the longest you've worn your pants without washing them?
Charlie: The most is about two days but I've never had to turn them inside out.
Mattie: I'm pretty good at that, man. I've worn my pants for a few days but I never wear my socks more than once.
James: I don't wanna answer that! I'm not very good in the mornings and I'll get out of bed and put on whatever. I've worn the same pair for over a week.

Dirty, dirty boys! But now we'll get down to the real dirt. Who farts and burps the most?
Mattie: Probably me. Well, I burp the most.
Charlie: And James farts the most.
James: I get blamed a lot but it's not all me. At the end of the day we all do it. It's human nature.

What about the smelliest trainers?
Mattie: Charlie!
Charlie: Yeah, probably me.
Mattie: They're hideous. If Charlie puts his feet up and he's sitting next to me, I can smell 'em.
Charlie: The thing is, I've had these shoes for ages. I'm gonna get some new ones next week and that'll solve the problem.

And who makes the worst smells in the loo?
Charlie: James, James, James! He reeks it out!
James: Well it's not gonna smell of flowers is it?!

What embarrassing records do you own?
James: *NSYNC records, but I'm proud of that!
Charlie: I bought Gary Barlow's Forever Love. It was a nice song at the time, just very cheesy.
Mattie: I've got Puddle Of Mudd which a lot of people would rib me for. But I don't have Nickelback!

Heaven forbid. Anything else shameful lurking in your bedroom?
Mattie: I know what you're thinking, but I don't own any rude mags.
James: I've got this big washing basket my mum bought me. It stinks and that's pretty shameful.
Charlie: Well, I leave old bowls of cereal lying about and they go mouldy.

When was the last time you pulled a moony?
Mattie: I did it coming off stage at Party In The Park. I enjoy the screams too much, so as they died away, when we were leaving the stage, I had to go back on and show my ass to hear it again!

Filthy show-off! Have any of you ever been turned down by a girl?
Mattie: Oh yeah, I went through this stage where I would try it on with everyone.
Charlie: I once asked a girl to dance at a disco and she said no.
James: He crashed and burned!
Charlie: She said, 'I'm just going to get my friends,' and then left. But I pulled later so I wasn't too gutted.

Have you ever been caught in a compromising situation by your mum?
Mattie: I've been caught on a bed with a girl by my mum, twice, and once in a caravan.
Charlie: My mum caught me asleep in bed with a girl and she went mad. They had gone out and we'd fallen asleep accidentally.

Have you ever nicked a mate's girl?
James: That's awful, I'd never do that!
Mattie: No comment!

Alright then, can you tell us if you've ever cheated on a girl?
Mattie: I can't answer that. Everyone will hate me. OK, yes I have. I used to do it when I was younger. But if I had a girlfriend now I wouldn't cheat on her.

Last question.. who's the band's biggest blubberer and cries at the whiff of a hankie?
Mattie: I haven't cried for five or six years. Charlie is the biggest blubberer. I've never seen him cry but he watches films like What Women Want!
James: And Titanic.
Charlie: And I love Dirty Dancing, it's a classic. I do like romantic films. I like candlelit dinners and riding horseback down the beach into the sunset with a girl.
Mattie: He's even got The Princess Diaries on video, so girls you're in luck.