Hot cookie alert! Grab a cold drink, turn on your fan and shake off your thermal vest, cos the BUSTED boys are about to bare all! Watch it, you're gonna be hot, hot, hot under the collar!
Who's the best snogger in Busted?
Charlie: I don't know! I've never experienced Matt or James kissing...
James: Eurgh! That's not something I'd like to do!
Matt: It's gotta be me! [Thinking] I just can't imagine anyone snogging the other two! I don't know, I find them the most...Oh, I dunno. I just don't like the thought of them snogging!
Is being with you one big snogfest?
Charlie: I can snog for as long as it takes, ha-ha!
James: It depends! I can't snog for too long, though. Actually, I could snog Britney forever and never get bored! Am I a good kisser? Well, I don't want to blow my own trumpet, but people tell me I am!
Matt: There's a rule for first snogs! Too much too soon is a bad thing. Girls, less is so much more! Start with little kisses and go slowly until they kiss back. Finish it in a way so they want more!
What's the oldest girl you've ever been op to ruderies with?
Charlie: I've never been out with anyone younger than me, but the oldest has only been two or three years older.
James: The oldest for me has gotta be a 20-year-old. I wouldn't want to snog a 40-year-old, yuck! Well, unless she was hot. Madonna maybe?
Matt: I once snogged a woman in a club who was 31 - she had a six-year-old kid! That was quite horrific, and I only got told afterwards. I was only 16! So bad...
Is there such a thing as too old?
Charlie: Anything over 32!
James: Nah, it depends. It doesn't matter how old you are as long as you don't look too old, ha-ha!
Matt: I always thought 40 was...well, you can't go there. It's like things are starting to happen that 20-year-old guys shouldn't need to know about! But then I saw Demi Moore recently. She's fit! There's definitely some Botox going on, but I congratulate the girl [starts clapping]!
Have you ever guffed while lip-locking?
Charlie: No!
James: That's something I'd never, ever do. I'd just have to hold it in.
Matt: I did once burp while being intimate! No, not in her mouth, but we were just starting to get frisky and there was suddenly this release of gas. I knew it was coming, so I kind of let it out gently and blew it away! That's really disgusting, isn't it? TOTP Mag does like to get the filth, ha-ha!
C'mon, be honest... you must've, must've, must've snogged a fan?
James: No. Honestly! I wouldn't rule it out for definite, though - especially if I saw a really amazingly fit bird!
Matt: I've never had the chance! When you're walking into a signing, if you wanted to, you could snog 400 girls... but would you want to? No man! I guess you can never say never, though, so it's not totally out of the equation.
Charlie: Yeah, same for me, too. I haven't yet, but I might do one day...
What's the rudest thing you've ever been sent?
James: Once we got sent a pair of dirty knickers! Eurgh! They were horrible.
Charlie: Yeah, we get knickers sent to us all the time, but it's gross when they've been used. They go straight into the bin!
Matt: I once got a card with some hair taped inside. And it wasn't hair from someone's head! Yuck! Needless to say, it didn't get read. Please don't do that again!
What's the most shocking banner you've seen?
Charlie: I've been shocked and appalled by some of the banners in the audience. They're too rude to mention! Way too rude!
James: The pregnant banners are pretty bad!
Matt: Yeah, I've had 'Matt, I'm pregnant!' so many times - it's a bit scary! But there have been a lot worse. A lot, lot worse!
Are you into holiday romances?
James: I've had a few! I was about 15 years old when I had my first one, but they've never turned into anything serious.
Charlie: Yeah, I had one or two when I was about 14, but they fizzled out as soon as I got home.
Matt: Holiday camps are definitely where it's at - every girl goes there to get some, ha-ha! And I was happy to oblige when I was at that point in my life!
'Fess up - what weird things have you done in the name of love?
Charlie: I sucked my ex's toes for a laugh, and I'd do it again, too. Well, depending on the feet!
Matt: Eurgh...sucking toes. It's a bit unnerving. I might've done it when I was drunk but I don't remember. If anyone ever saw my feet they would never want to put their mouth next to them!
James: No! That's disgusting, even if they were clean. I'm not a foot person. I used to be able to bite my own toenails, though! I'd do it at the breakfast table - my mum would go mad!
Do you make out to your own music?
Charlie: No way, I make out to stuff like Jackson Brown!
Matt: Yeah, Busted music does not turn me on at all!
James: I never make a conscious effort to turn music on. I suppose R'n'B is romantic though. Maybe Justin's album, but never a Busted tune. A big cringey NO!
Are you embarrassed to be saucy with the lights on?
James: No!
Charlie: Sometimes I prefer it!
Matt: I used to be, but you become more confident as you get older and you just don't care as much. You've gotta leave the light on and see what's going on. Yeah!
What part of your body are you most proud of?
James: Some people say I've got a good body. I love my body! I don't mind changing in front of people and stuff...
Charlie: When I do loads of drumming, I get really big arms. That's pretty cool!
Matt: I'm not sure but I do know one thing - you should always take your socks off when you're naked! It's not a good look, ha-ha!
Is it our imagination or do we always notice boys fiddling with their bits?
Matt: At school I'd do it quite a lot - you know, just a quick rearrange! But I don't do it as much as Charlie. He can be very bad! He'll be sitting there talking to someone and it's pinch and pull all the time. He doesn't even know he's doing it! Sometimes he puts his hand right down there, which is quite weird.
Charlie: I'm not ashamed of it! Yeah, I rearrange a lot. Girls brush their hair, guys fiddle with their bits!
James: I've got a reputation for rearranging myself too, but it's not fair! I like to sit with my hand on my stomach but people see it and think my hand's down my trousers. It's not! I'm not being rude, I just find it comfortable to have my hand on my tummy.
Girls wear boys' pants as a fashion thing - how about the other way around?
Charlie: That's just stupid! Well, I guess I might try some women's underwear on for a laugh.
James: No, no, no!
Matt: That's (bleep)ing weird! I've never worn girls' pants - not even for a joke. Wait a minute...I've worn a girls' bra though! [In a big manly voice] Only cos me and my mates were having a laugh! She walked in when we were trying them on and we pretended to be really embarrassed. I think she took a picture of that actually. You're never going to see it, though!
Are old granny knick-knacks on girls a no-no?
Charlie: Lacy! It's definitely more sexy. Mmm!
Matt: Do you know what? I quite like sporty. But then lacy's OK and plain is quite nice as well. They're all quite nice, but don't mix and match or have holes in your bras!
James: I hate it when it's too fancy. I prefer the sporty look.
Matt: But never old grey bra straps! Horrible! Underwear has to be pristine cos it's on your naked body and the last thing you wanna see is a girl in crap underwear - that's such a letdown. Don't do it, girls!
What would you never do for a girl, no matter what?
Charlie: Dress up in girls' clothes!
James: Never! And I'd never pose naked for a girl! Or wear her underwear.
Matt: Eurgh! Mind you, if you go to Germany, have a look in their pop mags cos there are naked people in them all the time!
James: Yeah, they're well rude!
Matt: I've actually been naked in one before! When we were trying to get big out in Germany, the only way they'd put us in the mag was if one of us got naked, and I was the unlucky one!
When you were younger, did you ever leaf through your mum's Grattan catalogue, going slowly through the underwear section?
Charlie: Never!
James: Nah, but I remember the first thing that turned me on when I was young was Jessica Rabbit! Mmm...
Matt: I did! [Getting excited] Yes, yes - it was Grattan, yes! I felt like I was reading a naughty mag! I was only seven or so and completely fascinated by girls, but I didn't really know what anything was. It wasn't a regular occurence or anything, but I remember flicking through it once or twice. That's all!
What do you think of love bits - yeah or nay?
James: Once I didn't know I had one! I went to work with Busted and everyone saw it and asked me what it was. It was huge!
Matt: Note to readers again: Don't do love bites! They look sooo cheap! Aaargh!
When it comes to lovin', are you super saucepots or full-on hearts and flowers?
Charlie: I'm a mixture of romantic, lusty and saucy!
Matt: Yeah, I'm a saucy romantic. I'm a new breed! Girls have wised up and they know if you're playing them. If you get a nice girl, then you've got to show them you've made a proper effort.
James: I'm definitely not old-fashioned when it comes to romance, but I've got principles. Tradition is good for a lot of things but not for romance. I never give roses. It's just not me! It's so cliched. I prefer to be spontaneous and original!
Snoggin' Hot Spots
Where's the best place to get down? Ooh! Busted have the answers!
The local park
Matt: I once got rude in the park! It was four o'clock in the afternoon and there were a couple of people around, but we were very discreet!
A train
Charlie: I've done it in a train! I nipped to the toilets! It was quite stinky in there but it was certainly very different!
The kitchen
Matt: You can be creative in the kitchen, but make sure there's no glass or lamps around. I got my hand trapped in tehe lamp cable, once!
A field
Charlie: A deserted field on a sunny day can be quite good, too. Lying in the grass with nobody around. Take it from me - it's very cool!
The Ocean
James: It's gotta be the ocean! The ocean next to a nice, quiet beach where you won't be disturbed by anyone! Ooh...yes, that'd be lovely!
Top Snoggin' Tips!
Find out how to perfect tonsil tennis with the Busted boys
1. Less is more
Matt: When I was 13 at parties, I'd try to snog as many girls as possible. But some weren't very good because the girls would try too hard. Leave them wanting more and only snog for 20 seconds on a first date. That's the secret!
2. Take it slow
Charlie: Don't be too ferocious. Well, actually sometimes be ferocious, but don't be a fish face and just slop around and make a mess. Keep it slow and steady. And try to relax and not worry about it too much either!
3. Fresh breath
James: Make sure you've got a fruit gum in your mouth - it has to be a flavour they like. Then kiss them and surprise them with the fruit gum - but don't let them get it!