One day when I came home at lunchtime
I heard a funny noise
Went out to the backyard to find out
If it was one of those rowdy boys
Stood there was my neighbour called Peter
And a Flux capacitor

He told me he built a time machine
Like one in a film I've seen
Yeah, yeah

He said I've been to the year 3000
Not much has changed but they live underwater
And your great, great, great grandaughter
Is pretty fine (is pretty fine)

He took me to the future in the flux thing
And I saw everything
Boybands and another one and another one, and another one
Triple breasted women swim round town, totally naked

We drove around in the time machine
Like one in a film I've seen
Yeah, yeah

He said I've been to the year 3000
Not much has changed but they live underwater
And your great, great, great grandaughter
Is pretty fine (is pretty fine)

I took a trip to the year 3000
This song had gone multi-platinum
Everybody bought our seventh album
It had outsold Michael Jackson
I took a trip to the Year 3000
This song had gone multi-platinum
Everybody bought our seventh album, seventh album, seventh album

He told me he built a time machine
Like the one in the film I've seen
Yeah yeah

He said I've been to the year 3000
Not much has changed but they live underwater
And your great, great, great grandaughter
Is pretty fine
She's pretty fine

Hey hey, he said I've been to the year 3000 (3000)
Not much has changed but they live underwater
(Not much has changed but they live underwater) And your great, great, great grandaughter
Is pretty fine (pretty fine)

He said I've been to the year 3000
Not much has changed but they live underwater
(Not much has changed but they live underwater)
And your great, great, great grandaughter
Is pretty fine (she's pretty fine)

He said I've been to the year 3000
(I've been to the year 3000)
Not much has changed but they live underwater
And your great, great, great grandaughter
Is pretty fine